Spitfires and Sunshine

So, here we are! I tip toed on the line of rationality over whether to blog or not but you know what... If Joey Fatone can  still get jiggy with it and if Justin Timberlake can make moose clothing look good at the Super bowl, ** and by good I mean... incredibly awkward and odd, but sexy in an over 35 kind of way. .. Then anything is possible RIGHT!? I've always been semi decent at these awkward first time introductions, but eh, I won’t bore you.  Instead Ill keep it short and to the point. I don’t have random things to sell you (I actually find these people super annoying and borderline odd), I don’t have any “get skinny fast” tricks (yea I know it eat lettuce, drink water and sweat… I get it) and I keep my clothes over social media- I love my followers but I won’t show my goodies for social media love, not my thing but its someone’s gig ( no judgement zone over here). Instead, I drink a shit ton of Starbucks while complaining about  the price each time,  reality shows are a staple in my home (the more ratchet the better)  and I have this really weird energy that seems to attract some people awesome people--- my social media followers are literally the best and my friends and I probably need our own show- shit gets REAL, you will see J To kick off this blog with no restrictions and a few shameless plugs here and there, try this on for size….  follow me on Twitter @IamMichia_B

So BOOM let’s get this awkward intro out

1. I am me- A few degrees in and with a lifetime worth of experience under my belt, I take solace in my mindset. Strong minded and strong willed with all the bells and whistles, fun and free I like me. Do I expect  this blogs to be everyone's cup of tea? Nope. But while my Twitter followers have certainly advocated for this blog, I will virtual hug any  haters and work to get them on board.  Ha! SIKE, that really translates into, "hey I am glad you’re checking out my blog, but if you're not a fan (insert middle finger) kick rocks. As Demi said, sorry not sorry. Don’t be a troll, be a beanie baby.. huh? What does that mean? Who fucking knows- just go with it J

2. My man and child are MUCH MUCH cooler than me, but I am still the queen of the kingdom, just call me Daenerys Targaryen. If you don’t know who that is, WELP, google it and subscribe to Netflix, you got to catch the hell up. I was late to Games of Thrones too, but don’t be me, get on that and quickly- no one will look at you crazy for not knowing what the hell is going on right? Do it for the culture, just watch the show.

3. You can always bribe me with O Charley's- why? Who knows, I have this strange liking for it AND after all their ranch is LIFE (I am not hard to please can you tell?) and Starbucks- yes I know that sounds basic as hell BUT again I am who I am lol. NOTHING cures a crazy day like a Salted Carmel Mocha Frappe. Never heard of it, go try it like RIGHT now, and tell me how it was. If you are down for cold coffee you wont regret it ( I digress)...

4. Im getting MARRIED... of course that had to be #4 not #1 right? Because I am woman hear me roar....  LOL. Had to know what I tolerate before you knew my love life right? This blog will be a rollercoaster of emotions and I am taking you all along for this whacky, expensive ass journey.  Ya’ll ready? PRETTY confident that in the next few months, I will be accumulating more gray hairs that I likely could imagine while contemplating napkin colors and fruit displays... yikes, wish me luck.

5. I am THE most random ball of energy you have probably met in your life. I smile a lot, listen intently and though I am no Dr. Phil, advice giving is kind of my forte. I am an honest one and sometimes I say things a tad to bluntly, but heeeeyyyy what’s that one political correct thing you are always suppose to say in these situations........ OH, yea..... Im a work in progress :)

So back to why you are here. If you are easily entertained, looking for a place to exchange ideas and knowledge,  but more importantly down to read the views of a small town girl with a big city perspective, check me out! Certainly not your basic kind of girl, but for all its worth, Im pretty witty, a slick talker by nature, extremely educated, obsessed with sports & fashion, all things politics and the WWE (yes! I said the WWE) only the coolest chicks watch wrestling :)  So if you like random, this blog will give you exactly what you need!!   After all, like Shannon the Dude from my favorite sports radio show said, "be a fountain not a drain" RIGHT?!?!  LOL- I can’t guarantee that you will always agree with what I say or that you will even care one bit about my journey, but if you dooooooo..... Brace yourself this will be one HELL of an awesome ride. As a thirty something successful woman in todays world, I have things I want to share. Whether its to help, to empathize, to educate or just to entertain this blog will cover it all. Looking for some honest girl chatter or want to know about my latest failed Pinterest project, I got you. From motherhood trials and tribulations, to winged eyeliner failures and every Pinteresty thing in between, share with me this crazy ride and together lets be open minded and free with our thoughts.  I hope to have you along for the ride- I am here for it and I hope you are too. Sheew, glad that is over, so let’s get to chatting, next blog soon to come!